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FAKKIN Tee, Large Logo

Show your love for FAKKIN with this fantastic FAKKIN tee! Featuring Mami-chan, daughter of FAKKIN founder, Debu Tomasu!

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FAKKIN Tee, Small Logo

If you're into DISCREET FAKKIN, then this is the shirt for you! The logo might be smaller, but the message is still BIG: YOU LOVE FAKKIN!

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Kancho University, Large Insignia

Proudly represent the university that is anal about education! This stunning Kancho University Tee features the classic insignia of Kancho U: Two fingers pointing upwards towards the limitless achievements of the human mind (and body)!

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Kancho University, Small Insignia

You NEVER want to give away your intentions! And with this Kancho University Tee, you won't have to! Featuring a smaller version of the insignia on the upper-left, only fellow alumni of Kancho U will see you as the ass-ass-in that you are!

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Full Body Entertainment Tee

Are YOU ready for Full Body Entertainment!? Then let the world know with this awesome shirt! It's designed with the phrase "Full Body Entertainment" written in stylized katakana, so you can show that you're ready in Japanese!

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"I Love Osaka" Tee

Do you LOVE Osaka?? Then tell the world with this shirt! The phrase, "Sukiyanen Osaka" (I love Osaka) is prominently displayed on it, with a shot of Osaka's most iconic district, Tsutenkaku!

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"NiHoN" Periodic Elements Tee

The combination of Nickel, Holmium, and Nitrogen, when combined, create the most powerful compound the world has ever seen. This potent combination is what has fueled the ancient samurai, the mystical ninja, and the mighty otaku!

When you wear this, you are showing the world that NiHoN runs deep in your veins as well and that your power levels are well over 9000!

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